well I am going to bed because I am so sleepy and feel so ill
I MIGHT SLEEP ALL DAY TOMORROW TOO
that’s so many blankets what the fuck
I GET VERY COLD, EVE
Replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people.
It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.
finished my first day at work! everyone was super nice and helpful. I feel so old though, almost everyone is in high school or just out of high school.
I am feeling miserable, though. going to be chugging orange juice and cough drops for the next two days and sleeping as much as possible.
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
I haven’t started yet! I’m working at a movie theatre and my shift doesn’t start until 5:00.
Although Murphy’s Law is definitely intact because I woke up this morning with a sore throat and feeling awful, so its a good thing it’s only a four hour shift.
"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily
this was my warm up sketch today because i’m a miserable person who hates joy and laughter
When I’m a parent I won’t take my kids electronics away, I’ll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out.
I should go to bed even though I’m not sleepy
at least attempt to get my sleeping schedule back to normal
okay so orphan black au
sarah’s train gets in a little bit earlier, she sees beth arrive, freaks for a moment and beth’s like ugh okay, sit down, it’s all right and the train pulls away while they’re talking
and beth talks about all her issues and how she just doesn’t want to be her any more, and they switch identities. sarah pretends to be beth, deals with the hearing and art, and beth pretends to be sarah and tries to avoid vic and patch things up with mrs s
(kira knows beth isn’t her mum, though, obvs)
and then sarah starts getting calls on the pink phone and she meets beth and is like what the fuck and beth lets her in on the clone club and tells her about cosima and alison (okay alison’s a bit… tightly wound, but she’s okay, I promise). and meanwhile felix is getting mighty suspicious, so he follows “sarah” one day and sees her meeting actual!sarah and then he’s in on the secret too